Blog For Free!
Archives
Home
2009 February
2006 February
2004 November
2004 August
2004 March
2004 February
2004 January
2003 December
2003 November
2003 October
2003 September
My Links
Doodoo Site!
Site1
Site2
Site3
Site3
tbfusion
Free Advertizement Site!
My Personal WebSite
tBlog
My Profile
Send tMail
My tFriends
My Images
Sponsored
Blog
|
| Im back... |
| 02.19.09 (11:56 pm) [edit] |
Hey guys, whats up
haven't been writing in a while
I proly lost all my readers by now lol
but i know some of u will check..
Oh i gotta block about what im doing for now
u guys should check it out...
Not too long I started producing music..
I need sum feedback so I know how im doing on my track.
I make beats and instruments, I make up a music page on imeem and myspace
I hope you go check it out and if u have a imeem of myspace page, would u please be kind to add me and show support by listening, comment & rate thanks
I make all kinds of genre music. I jst have to get to them one at a time.
Genres done so far is (my own style)! (modern) Kompa, Zouk, hipHop, Techno, Dance.
My Websites: Plz
myspace.com/elixtreme509 For Kompa
myspace.com/elixtremebeats For Beats
imeem.com/elixtreme For All!
Check out the page if u add me, tell me you got my note on tBlog.
Later on i will post the tracks for you on tBlog.
|
|
|
| |
| Food on TV |
| 02.22.06 (11:44 pm) [edit] |
|
I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it, can't eat it, can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera: "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Goodbye." That sucks monkey balls.
|
|
|
| |
| Welcome me back, since 2004, The Studio |
| 02.22.06 (1:16 am) [edit] |
|
Last night I was out with the boyz at da studio making beats, rapping, singing and recording Kompa music. As I was doing this solo in a kompa music, there was that monkey girl ccoming out of nowhere(one of the homes friend) saying Hey I like this song blah blah blah, what is your name blah blah blah, you a zoe, blah blah blah, give me your number before you leave, blah blah blah! Hey! can't you see I'm in the middle of something right now? Oh let me try to play the same thing you're playing, blah blah blah! She says. and I was like, listen girl! "what?", she said. Eat my shorts. Know that all I responded in the story was all said in my head. Buah ah ah ah ah a!! Well finally I went back home around 4am. So tired, I went St8 to bed and thats the bottom line and a stupid journal. And I luve my face
|
|
|
| |
| Advertisers promote |
| 11.08.04 (3:35 am) [edit] |
I posted earlier about an Advertise site that I made.
It was on a free domain, now I bought a new domain name for it. It can be found at www.plugrush.com just in case you have a personal site or other to promote.
www.plugrush.com is a good advertising website for people who wants to promote, advertise their sites, its free but if you want your banner up this site you only pay a very cheap fee by paypal. If the site is not working now check it out later on.
|
|
|
| |
| Im not gone for good |
| 08.30.04 (7:48 am) [edit] |
|
You guys may think Im gone for good. But Im planning on comming back soon... So hold on tight. Im been busy with other websites recently...U know, try to do my thing in designing and be creative. Please check out my FREE ADVERTISEMENT SITE!! Theres a sort of shoutbox in there, you can advertize your blogs with a few description of what your site is and this will help you get more hits on your site or blog. som come on now , its always open. The site is http://plug-rush.tk" title="http://plug-rush.tk" target="_blank"http://plug-rush.tk. FREE ADVERTISEMENT SITE!! Come and plug your awsomely beautiful site 24/7. You can chose whether to plug ur 88x31 button and/or by Text description on a tagboard. If you have NO button just dont try plugging on the image/88x31 button plugger. Use the tagboards and the plugger in the buttom of the page.... See you later.
Oh, I forgot, I also have a personal site... http://www.elixtreme.tk" title="http://www.elixtreme.tk" target="_blank"http://www.elixtreme.tk
|
|
|
| |
| TAX POEM... |
| 03.29.04 (9:42 am) [edit] |
April 15th is coming, folks!
Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his ass
Tax the roads he must pass.
Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.
Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!
|
|
|
| |
| Illusions |
| 02.20.04 (6:10 am) [edit] |
Here are some more illusions for you to look up. Some are very difficult to figure. You see one thing but you can't see the other. but really, all of these images are two in one. Examine it carefully. By the way... the last picture illusion says "no sex causes bad eyes." again move back(away) from the screen to se it.
Here ur new illusion.
![]() =http://img19.photobucket.com/...
|
|
|
| |
| Eye Examination Chart |
| 02.15.04 (9:44 am) [edit] |
![]() =http://img19.photobucket.com/... :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
|
|
|
| |
| Worthless.... |
| 02.14.04 (7:59 pm) [edit] |
|
Were you born worthless or did you go to Worthless School?
|
|
|
| |
| Her ex was stupid |
| 02.13.04 (8:23 pm) [edit] |
I was talking to my lady friend yesterday and in the converstaion we were having, something funny came up.
She said : My first ex was so incredibly stupid.
I said : How so?
She said : When I told him I was pregnant, he went to the store and
bought me an EPT.
I said : Why would he get you a pregnancy test when you'd already
told him you were pregnant?
She said : He didn't want to get "trapped" into marriage; he thought
EPT meant Early Paternity Test.
lol. She really cracked me up right there. Have a happy valentine's day tomorrow~!
|
|
|
| |
| Baseball In The Bible |
| 02.10.04 (9:29 am) [edit] |
Baseball In The Bible
'In the Big Inning' (Genesis 1:1)
'Thou shalt make a plate ...' (Exodus 28:36)
'Who catcheth ...' (Lev. 17:13)
'Samson went and caught ...' (Judges: 15:14)
'Joshua did pitch ...' (Joshua 4:20)
'Who hath first ...' (Romans 11:35)
'The field I give thee ...' (Genesis 23:11)
'... they were in the field.' (Genesis 4:8)
'It will be fou l...' (Matthew 21:30)
'Thou art fair ...' (Songs of Solomon 1:15)
'past the first ...' (Acts 12:10)
'He came to second ... (Matthew 21:30)
'Likewise ... and the third' (Matthew 22:36)
'Haman came Home' (Ester 5:10)
'is safe' (Proverbs 18:10)
'Pitch it within and without ...' (Genesis 6:14)
'I caught him' (I Samuel 17:35)
'Ye have erred' (Numbers 15:22)
'Neither say it was an error' (Ecclesiastes 5:6)
'Shall we sacrifice ...?' (Exodus 8:26)
'Make a sacrifice ...' (Numbers 15:3)
(Wherefore didst thou steal ...? (Genesis 31:27)
'Everyone that stealeth shall be cut off ...' (Zechariah 5:3)
:arrow:
|
|
|
| |
| Yo, Check this out. read Chinese in seconds |
| 02.09.04 (5:03 pm) [edit] |
Hey guys, thanks for comming! I haven't been blogging for a while. I found an interesting thing today. Can you really read that?
![]() =http://img19.photobucket.com/...
|
|
|
| |
| World War III |
| 02.05.04 (12:16 pm) [edit] |
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to
solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are
assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a
difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypothetical
situation to the computer and then ask the pivotal question:
ATTACK OR RETREAT?
The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up with the
answer: YES.
The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied. Finally one
of them submits a second request to the computer:
YES WHAT?
Instantly the computer responded: YES SIR.
|
|
|
| |
| An Opinion. |
| 01.30.04 (7:19 am) [edit] |
|
You know, some people are alive simply because it's Illegal to kill them.
|
|
|
| |
| The Mad Moon |
| 01.28.04 (9:19 am) [edit] |
"Idiots!" howled Grant Calthorpe.
"Fools---nitwits---imbeci les!" He sought wildly for some more expressive terms, failed, and vented his exasperation in a vicious kick at the pile of rubbish on the ground.
Too visious a kick, in fact; he had again forgotten one-third normal gravitation of Io and his whole body followed his kick in a long, twelve foot are.
As he struck the ground the four loonies giggled. Their great idiotic heads, looking like nothing so much as the comic faces painted on Sunday balloons for children.
Io: one of Jupiters moon.
|
|
|
| |
| a new club in L.A. |
| 01.24.04 (4:21 pm) [edit] |
There's a new club in L.A. called Club Curves, it's a club that
caters to plus size women. It is a great idea because there are a
lot of beautiful, big girls out there; a lot of guys like the plus
sized women. This is a place where they can go, meet a beautiful
woman, get a drink, and chew the fat!
|
|
|
| |
| in hell with someone |
| 01.23.04 (1:36 pm) [edit] |
|
If you've ended up in hell with someone, and you're still mad at them, where do you tell them to go?
|
|
|
| |
| 20 minutes to live. |
| 01.22.04 (1:24 pm) [edit] |
An old man and a young woman are stuck in an elevator and the
building is on fire.
The young woman asks: "Sir, I am interested what would you do if
you thought you only had twenty minutes to live?"
"Well, I think I would screw anything that moved. Why, what would
you do?"
"Well, under the circumstances, I think I would remain perfectly
still."
|
|
|
| |
| love our neighbors, love our neighbors! |
| 01.21.04 (9:25 am) [edit] |
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors. It also warns us to love
our enemies.
This is probably because they are generally the same people.
|
|
|
| |
| Mensa pickup lines |
| 01.18.04 (3:20 pm) [edit] |
Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such
as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?
What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on
Euclidean Geometry?
Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile,
sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?
It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it
did, I'd be overqualified.
You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all
capacity for cognitive discourse.
You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations
through my mind all night.
That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes.
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum
Mechanics, we may already be making love right now.
If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would
you take umbrage?
I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus.
Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!
By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants,
calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and
dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you
have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact,
glad to see me.
|
|
|
| |
| "Pissed off" |
| 01.16.04 (12:25 pm) [edit] |
|
Confucius says, "Fly who sit on toilet seat, get pissed off."
|
|
|
| |
| 2003 - The Year in Review |
| 01.13.04 (5:47 am) [edit] |
The year just behind us
brought us to our knees.
At times we were grateful,
confused and dis-eased.
The Shuttle disaster.
The war in Iraq.
An unlikely gov'nor
who said I'LL BE BACK!
In Iran, an earthquake.
Out west, homes ablaze.
We lost Cash in autumn.
His June died in May.
We thought we would always
have Hope in our lives.
But Bob died last summer.
The SAARS virus thrived.
The Cubs self-destructed.
The Marlins were kings.
Most theater-goers
chose Lord of the Rings.
Elizabeth's captor
was finally found.
And Saddam surrendered
ten feet under ground.
Two nightclubs proved deadly.
One private was freed.
But Roy's Ten Commandments
were judged a bad deed.
Both Kobe and Michael
were cuffed and accused
while Limbaugh the addict
made national news.
We cannot forget
all that happened this year.
It moved us to tears
and it triggered our fears.
But God remains sovereign.
His plans will prevail.
There's reason to trust Him
though our faith may fail.
The New Year before us
is not one to dread.
So don't be downhearted.
Just look up instead.
Copyright 2004 by my good friend, Greg Asimakoupoulos.
All rights reserved. EliXtreme's blog.
|
|
|
| |
| What's with Iraq? |
| 01.12.04 (8:57 am) [edit] |
In Iraq, terrorists are now firing missiles from donkey carts and
working on plans for suicide donkeys.
I guess these are the high-tech weapons President Bush was talking
about... suicide donkeys - now would that be 'weapons of ass
destruction'?
|
|
|
| |
| It's a terrible disease. |
| 01.10.04 (11:26 pm) [edit] |
What do you get when you kiss a bird?
"Chirpies". It's a canarial disease. Don't laugh! There's no tweetment!
At least now you know what to do... never kiss a bird.
There's no tweetment! ... I repeat!!! .... There's no tweetment!!!!
|
|
|
| |
| I have to take a crap |
| 01.08.04 (3:14 pm) [edit] |
Here are some political ways to say "I have to take a crap":
I have to go stuff the porcelain ballot box
I have to shake hands with the constituency
I have to capture the Southern vote
I have to make a stump speech
I have to accept my poddy's nomination
I have to take the whistle stop to Johnny town.
|
|
|
| |
|
Make sure to leave a
message on my shoutbox
everytime you visit this blog.
|
